if i were to write a letter to Kallang Sea Sports Club:
To: Kallang Sea Sports Club
Person-in-charge,
I wish to express the anger I felt over a short conversation on 21st August 2004, at around 2pm. It was a sweltering hot day ovcer at Kallang and I am sure it would take a super-idiot to not know that. And I happen to meet one on that day.
On this fateful day, my team-mates and I were having training at Kallang and unfortunately finished our bottles of water. We had no choice but to trek to the club to refill them so that our other team-mates, who are human, do not die of thirst in Singapore. It is sad that the Nicoll Highway Collaspe had caused the closure of the toilet that is nearest to us and the club being the second closest, we had to seek drinking water from the club. While we were refilling the bottles, however, this super-idiot appeared behind us in the queue. I presume that he is an instructor of your club. This arrogant super-idiot asked very rudely if we had a membership card. He was mumbling so bad, he had to repeat himself thrice before we understood what he was trying to say. He told us in his cocky way that our team had no membership with the club and had no right to refill our bottles there. After filling one of our bottle, we let him fill HIS bottle, and he propped his conventional paddle against a cupboard while doing so.
This super-idiot is not very understanding of our plight. Moreover, please be reminded that this club is formed from the Singapore Sports Council, which means that it belongs to Singapore. Being Singaporean, how are we not entitled to this water? In addition, he insulted us by saying that our team is not a member because as we know, the only teams who had membership there are Hwa Chong n National. So what if we had membership? Is membership solely for the water? One must bear in mind that he was also filling HIS bottle. He could jolly well fill 5 gallons of water from home and bring it there for his drinking, washing and bathing. Being an employee doesn't entitle him to water, in my opinion. If this super-idiot could do this, I am sure I definitely would do the same.
Does this super-idiot think that we love going to the club for water? No way, considering how dark and smelly and dirty the place is. The PUBLIC toilet that we used to frequent is a hundred times better. It is not to insult the club, but I have no other good things to say about that place. We were left with no choice after a most infortunate incident of the Collapse felt by ALL SINGAPOREANS that caused our beautiful toilet to be closed. It is utterly disgraceful that the Kallang Sea Sports Club harbours such a super-idiot in their midst and I feel sorry for them.
We wish to send bouquets to his funeral, as it would be the ultimate celebration of the world, if not universe, if he dies. Please help us in touch with him so that when the day comes, we will know about it and spread the great news. We thank you for not letting this super-idiot out loose in the streets of Singapore for our country and universe will become unsafe, plagued by the disease of cocky-ness, arrogance, idiot-ness. We strongly suggest that water supply be cut off from him to see if his reaction would be the same as normal human beings.
Yours Sincerely,
The Team Who Visited
To: Kallang Sea Sports Club
Person-in-charge,
I wish to express the anger I felt over a short conversation on 21st August 2004, at around 2pm. It was a sweltering hot day ovcer at Kallang and I am sure it would take a super-idiot to not know that. And I happen to meet one on that day.
On this fateful day, my team-mates and I were having training at Kallang and unfortunately finished our bottles of water. We had no choice but to trek to the club to refill them so that our other team-mates, who are human, do not die of thirst in Singapore. It is sad that the Nicoll Highway Collaspe had caused the closure of the toilet that is nearest to us and the club being the second closest, we had to seek drinking water from the club. While we were refilling the bottles, however, this super-idiot appeared behind us in the queue. I presume that he is an instructor of your club. This arrogant super-idiot asked very rudely if we had a membership card. He was mumbling so bad, he had to repeat himself thrice before we understood what he was trying to say. He told us in his cocky way that our team had no membership with the club and had no right to refill our bottles there. After filling one of our bottle, we let him fill HIS bottle, and he propped his conventional paddle against a cupboard while doing so.
This super-idiot is not very understanding of our plight. Moreover, please be reminded that this club is formed from the Singapore Sports Council, which means that it belongs to Singapore. Being Singaporean, how are we not entitled to this water? In addition, he insulted us by saying that our team is not a member because as we know, the only teams who had membership there are Hwa Chong n National. So what if we had membership? Is membership solely for the water? One must bear in mind that he was also filling HIS bottle. He could jolly well fill 5 gallons of water from home and bring it there for his drinking, washing and bathing. Being an employee doesn't entitle him to water, in my opinion. If this super-idiot could do this, I am sure I definitely would do the same.
Does this super-idiot think that we love going to the club for water? No way, considering how dark and smelly and dirty the place is. The PUBLIC toilet that we used to frequent is a hundred times better. It is not to insult the club, but I have no other good things to say about that place. We were left with no choice after a most infortunate incident of the Collapse felt by ALL SINGAPOREANS that caused our beautiful toilet to be closed. It is utterly disgraceful that the Kallang Sea Sports Club harbours such a super-idiot in their midst and I feel sorry for them.
We wish to send bouquets to his funeral, as it would be the ultimate celebration of the world, if not universe, if he dies. Please help us in touch with him so that when the day comes, we will know about it and spread the great news. We thank you for not letting this super-idiot out loose in the streets of Singapore for our country and universe will become unsafe, plagued by the disease of cocky-ness, arrogance, idiot-ness. We strongly suggest that water supply be cut off from him to see if his reaction would be the same as normal human beings.
Yours Sincerely,
The Team Who Visited
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