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This is post number 80 reporting. The blooger has appealed for my services and here I am. I hear the salary is super bad, but the working conditions are excellent. So far I've been given the once-over and left to sit. Oh well, they say I need to grow, nothing big. The preferable height would be about 30, we are given belts to wear so no need to worry length-wise. When I heard I got the job, I bought a new track to listen to... it's Colin Raye's 'Love Me'. I want my employer to Love Me and of course, achieve the aim of hitting readership of all time high and thus this song. Besides, it reminds me of beautiful memories and the lyrics are meaningful...

Oh.. I have to go in now. I'll be handed the payslip for my wonderful services.