so many things have occured in these past days. ok let's start with the pineapple tarts baking session. obviously the most unwelcome persons were the mad auntie and her retard son.
act one scene one
mad auntie: retard son, eat noodles come...
retard son: (jumps around on the sofa and runs about on it)
MA: retard, eat. momee feed.
RS: (continues retard actions)
MA: (noodles drop on the sofa and the floor) oops, you see la momee drop the noodles! (demonic wail)
RS: (ignores her but at least stopps jumping and instead stands on the edge of the sofa)
act one scene two
(it begins raining outside, the others all have their hands covered in dough, except MA and RS)
someone: MA! can you help close the windows?
MA: RS! RS! (whimpers, then stares blankly ahead.)
someone: MA! can you please help us close the windows? our hands are dirty and you are the only one with clean hands who is not helping do anything.
MA: orh, wait wait. (does nothing for some time before getting up finally to close the windows.)
act two scene one
(two characters: myself and MA. myself sitting at the com listening to the special edition of Linkin Park's In the End)
MA: eh i don't like to listen to this kind of songs one leh... change to something like eh, Tong Hua la, if not JJLin's Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou... my RS like to sing.
myself: (rolls eyes and ignores the MA. she is mad, you know. self thought:who cares about what the stupid and RS likes.)
act two scene two
(myself has left the computer, another cousin takes the place. the music is still blaring.)
MA: eh another cousin, i don't like to listen this kind of music leh.. i listen already will headache. change songs la..like JJLin's Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou...
another cousin: (closes the music program and ignores her)
act three scene one
(all cousins sitting around the coffee table. the sister takes a pile of pizza hut flyers left over from the mother's job.)
MA: WAH! SO MANY ARH! WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?
sister: Pizza Hut one lor.
MA: WHY SO MANY? WAH WAH WAH! (drools uncontrollably)
sister: my mother work as what one? of course right? (rolls eyes)
MA: WAH! I CAN TAKE ONE NOT? (yapping and begging by now)
sister: take lor, also no use one.
MA: HUH? WHY NO USE? SO MANY COUPONS LEH!!
sister: don't be stupid. it's only flyers. not coupons, you GBGS MA.
MA: huh.. nvm lor.. RS, see this looks nice, next time ask your papa to order.. heeheehee
RS: (stares blankly at the flyer and MA)
(exuent all characters except MA and RS, who cannot leave the stage. theatre of the absurd. literally.)
act one scene one
mad auntie: retard son, eat noodles come...
retard son: (jumps around on the sofa and runs about on it)
MA: retard, eat. momee feed.
RS: (continues retard actions)
MA: (noodles drop on the sofa and the floor) oops, you see la momee drop the noodles! (demonic wail)
RS: (ignores her but at least stopps jumping and instead stands on the edge of the sofa)
act one scene two
(it begins raining outside, the others all have their hands covered in dough, except MA and RS)
someone: MA! can you help close the windows?
MA: RS! RS! (whimpers, then stares blankly ahead.)
someone: MA! can you please help us close the windows? our hands are dirty and you are the only one with clean hands who is not helping do anything.
MA: orh, wait wait. (does nothing for some time before getting up finally to close the windows.)
act two scene one
(two characters: myself and MA. myself sitting at the com listening to the special edition of Linkin Park's In the End)
MA: eh i don't like to listen to this kind of songs one leh... change to something like eh, Tong Hua la, if not JJLin's Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou... my RS like to sing.
myself: (rolls eyes and ignores the MA. she is mad, you know. self thought:who cares about what the stupid and RS likes.)
act two scene two
(myself has left the computer, another cousin takes the place. the music is still blaring.)
MA: eh another cousin, i don't like to listen this kind of music leh.. i listen already will headache. change songs la..like JJLin's Yi Qian Nian Yi Hou...
another cousin: (closes the music program and ignores her)
act three scene one
(all cousins sitting around the coffee table. the sister takes a pile of pizza hut flyers left over from the mother's job.)
MA: WAH! SO MANY ARH! WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?
sister: Pizza Hut one lor.
MA: WHY SO MANY? WAH WAH WAH! (drools uncontrollably)
sister: my mother work as what one? of course right? (rolls eyes)
MA: WAH! I CAN TAKE ONE NOT? (yapping and begging by now)
sister: take lor, also no use one.
MA: HUH? WHY NO USE? SO MANY COUPONS LEH!!
sister: don't be stupid. it's only flyers. not coupons, you GBGS MA.
MA: huh.. nvm lor.. RS, see this looks nice, next time ask your papa to order.. heeheehee
RS: (stares blankly at the flyer and MA)
(exuent all characters except MA and RS, who cannot leave the stage. theatre of the absurd. literally.)
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